What's the mister reading?

Monster Island - A Zombie Novel

My man has a thing for Zombies. He knows a lot about them and sometimes I think he really believes they exist. Since the mister couldn't join us regularly when we were shopping for a new house, I had to explain to Jamie our realtor, the Zombie-proof-home criteria: the house could not be close to a cemetery or a BioMedical Research Facility, a brick house or a house on stilts were preferable because they are easily defensible and no large front picture windows. Jamie, bless her heart, took the whole thing in stride and found us the perfect brick Zombie proof house!

PS - if you are interested in learning more about defending yourself against Zombies, the mister recommends The Zombie Survival Guide : Complete Protection from the Living Dead.